What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie