What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.