What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.