Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.