Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.