What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."