What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !