What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !