What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.