What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates