What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.