What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.