What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"