What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"