What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke