How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.