How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.