Here, hold this."
My Zipper.
A gargoyle!
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Shut up
I don't know.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.