Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!