Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.