What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible