What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.