What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.