What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.