They're not infallible
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
News of the elections is getting old.
Automobile.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
a girl from Jersey.
Their phones would get wet.
Because Y so serious
What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.
Dude, your is hanging out"
They both turn "o" into "O".
Neighbor
It was rated R.
A pin.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
Because it's N.Ice
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
birdy :P
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Durian durian! im sorry
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A receding hare line.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Because red means stop D
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
They heard it was a Superfund site.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
She threw away all of the W's.
Kay (K).
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
It's because that side has more geese.
There are more birds on that side.
Water you doing
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
J
R and J
A four-chin teller.
