They're not infallible
Student: She was my life.
Semtex.
Yodela
Tulips on your organ.
Take away the G.
G,Esus.
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
Tennish
He forgot his Loggins
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Stand up!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
They couldn't function together.
They both turn "o" into "O".
Because of the B O
He had to wait in a Q!
Neighbor.
The number of the car that hit him.
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Neighbor" thanks bugz
P
p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because they're all in the Boston harbor."
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
A: Deterrent.
Because he was inuit to win it
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
Crimefighter
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
She threw out all the W's.
Kay (K).
There are more birds on that side.
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Because they hate it.
They roll their J's.
Horror-scopes!
Nostrildamus
