What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !