Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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