What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What do you call a middle eastern sorceress?

A sandwitch