What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.