What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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You can take a rental car anywhere.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.