What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.