What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)