What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg