Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.