Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.