What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!