What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!