Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.