Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline