What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Then I can bang other chicks "

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.