What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.