What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)