What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log