What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.