What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.