What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.