What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"