What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut