How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."