How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!