What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!