What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.