What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.