Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.