What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.