What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.