What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron