What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains