What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.