What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.