What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Proton Jokes More Proton Jokes

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.