Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.