Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!