What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."