What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.