What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit