What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .