What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.