Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Christianity Jokes More Christianity Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins