What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.