What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.