What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Jungle Bells

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...