What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son