What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday