What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.