What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.