What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions