Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
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Coffee Mug
They ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Ketchup baseball!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Sketchup
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Freud rice.
Post-Hummus
2.B or not 2.B
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Double check, mate
An attornity.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
twerkins
A: With relish.
The fact that red guards can swim.
The fact you love it.
Namaste.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
