Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
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They ketchup.
Heinz-enburg.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
what Ketchup
Would you like ketchup with your chips
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Ketchup baseball!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Sketchup
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
A Finnish line.
Russians
Shaking Bad.
Goddamn right.
A midwife crisis.
She just wasn't working out.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Porsche-tchesire sauce
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
The tomato was in a can.
A: Catch up.